1 00:00:30,839 --> 00:00:33,600 You're making it hard to say goodbye. 2 00:00:33,900 --> 00:00:35,740 And really, baby, why? 3 00:00:38,560 --> 00:00:42,040 You were so easy to me, not so good, you know. 4 00:00:45,700 --> 00:00:47,260 You made me breakfast. 5 00:00:47,820 --> 00:00:50,160 Do you want a tip before I go? 6 00:00:53,820 --> 00:00:58,600 What made you think that I would stay, shouldn't stand in my way? 7 00:01:02,120 --> 00:01:04,780 Monday morning dancing, buddy, I got a call. 8 00:01:46,450 --> 00:01:49,890 If you'd like to remember me in your way. 9 00:03:00,590 --> 00:03:01,590 Welcome aboard. 10 00:03:08,030 --> 00:03:14,410 Mr. Johnson here will show you to your cabin. Give you a chance to get your sea 11 00:03:14,410 --> 00:03:15,410 legs. 12 00:03:25,090 --> 00:03:31,860 Oh, I'm so happy we chose this place for a honeymoon and not... Niagara Falls or 13 00:03:31,860 --> 00:03:38,080 the Poconos or any place like that. Oh, I'm glad, I'm glad, I'm glad. 14 00:10:02,650 --> 00:10:04,830 Hey, you can't stay there all day. 15 00:10:05,270 --> 00:10:06,270 Who says? 16 00:10:06,930 --> 00:10:10,650 You know, I think you are going to grow up to be a dirty old woman. 17 00:10:11,410 --> 00:10:14,470 You know, that's the nicest thing you've ever said to me. 18 00:10:14,910 --> 00:10:17,010 I'm hungry. How about lunch? 19 00:10:18,030 --> 00:10:19,030 I'm happy. 20 00:10:19,190 --> 00:10:20,270 God, I'm happy. 21 00:10:21,390 --> 00:10:23,430 You know, me too. 22 00:10:24,510 --> 00:10:27,930 Let's get lunch. Hey, but what about the others? Oh, who cares? 23 00:11:40,330 --> 00:11:41,490 It was weird, wasn't it? 24 00:11:42,210 --> 00:11:43,630 Oh, yeah. 25 00:11:45,690 --> 00:11:48,550 I don't think I'd ever see anything like that. 26 00:11:49,130 --> 00:11:50,130 Me neither. 27 00:11:50,470 --> 00:11:53,310 I mean, there she was, as big as day. 28 00:11:53,590 --> 00:11:55,970 As big as day. 29 00:11:58,650 --> 00:11:59,650 Hey, hey. 30 00:12:00,770 --> 00:12:03,790 You know, I don't... I don't think I should be talking about it. I think she 31 00:12:03,790 --> 00:12:04,790 excited you. 32 00:12:04,970 --> 00:12:09,410 No, I don't know. It isn't that. Oh, it isn't that. You're sitting here 33 00:12:09,410 --> 00:12:10,670 daydreaming about it. 34 00:12:12,490 --> 00:12:14,990 Honey, I'm not even thinking of her greasing herself down. 35 00:12:19,790 --> 00:12:21,330 Greasing herself down? 36 00:12:21,650 --> 00:12:26,350 Tell me, Mr. Hypes. I couldn't even pull you away from it. You loved it, didn't 37 00:12:26,350 --> 00:12:27,350 you? No, I didn't. 38 00:12:27,810 --> 00:12:29,410 I think you're horrible. 39 00:12:29,610 --> 00:12:30,610 Janet. 40 00:12:31,280 --> 00:12:32,480 Get away from me. 41 00:12:33,600 --> 00:12:38,180 Come on, honey. Get away from me. Don't honey me. Get away. 42 00:12:41,760 --> 00:12:43,420 Never give liquor to a bride. 43 00:14:19,820 --> 00:14:20,820 Thank you. 44 00:15:13,890 --> 00:15:16,690 Thank you. 45 00:16:09,459 --> 00:16:13,120 Bill, I want you. Not now, love. Not tonight. 46 00:16:17,540 --> 00:16:18,700 Please, Bill. 47 00:16:23,820 --> 00:16:24,980 What's the matter? 48 00:16:25,280 --> 00:16:26,280 Not now. 49 00:16:26,560 --> 00:16:27,940 Oh, please. 50 00:16:33,660 --> 00:16:34,660 Bill? 51 00:16:38,060 --> 00:16:43,280 What's the matter? Honey, I can't. You can't? It's our honeymoon. I cried 52 00:16:43,280 --> 00:16:47,800 to sleep last night. You have to tell me. Please, honey, leave me alone. 53 00:16:48,140 --> 00:16:49,140 Just for a while. 54 00:16:50,960 --> 00:16:53,140 That's the way you feel about it. 55 00:16:53,940 --> 00:16:55,240 Here I come, everybody! 56 00:17:00,800 --> 00:17:02,100 Good morning, Captain. 57 00:17:03,560 --> 00:17:05,099 Good morning, Mrs. Linton. 58 00:17:06,440 --> 00:17:07,560 Did you sleep well last night? 59 00:17:08,240 --> 00:17:10,180 Yes, thank you. Very well. 60 00:17:26,460 --> 00:17:28,620 Hey, Bill, aren't you coming in? The water is great. 61 00:17:28,980 --> 00:17:29,980 He can't swim. 62 00:17:37,550 --> 00:17:38,550 What got into her? 63 00:17:38,730 --> 00:17:40,250 I don't know. I didn't. 64 00:17:48,350 --> 00:17:50,830 How does that woman know you can't do this? 65 00:17:52,650 --> 00:17:56,910 I know how she knows I can't swim. Maybe she overheard it somewhere. Maybe you 66 00:17:56,910 --> 00:17:57,910 told her. 67 00:18:01,010 --> 00:18:03,090 All I know is I didn't tell her. 68 00:18:04,170 --> 00:18:05,190 But who did you tell? 69 00:18:07,010 --> 00:18:08,290 Never mind. Forget it. 70 00:18:10,430 --> 00:18:11,430 Oh, I see. 71 00:18:11,710 --> 00:18:14,670 It's perfectly all right for you to accuse me of playing footsie with 72 00:18:14,670 --> 00:18:17,250 behind your back, but I'm supposed to forget the fact that you've been seeing 73 00:18:17,250 --> 00:18:18,250 someone else. 74 00:18:20,930 --> 00:18:21,990 Forget about it, huh? 75 00:18:23,610 --> 00:18:25,850 Well, I know what you said, and I don't like the implication. 76 00:18:35,570 --> 00:18:36,570 Janet. 77 00:18:43,630 --> 00:18:44,630 Look, 78 00:18:45,550 --> 00:18:46,550 honey, I know you're mad. 79 00:18:52,030 --> 00:18:55,550 Honey, we can't go on not talking to each other for the rest of our lives. 80 00:19:00,170 --> 00:19:01,830 I got something I want to tell you. 81 00:19:05,530 --> 00:19:07,510 It may mean the end of both of us, but... 82 00:19:10,600 --> 00:19:11,600 how to tell you. 83 00:19:14,220 --> 00:19:16,060 You don't have to tell me anything. 84 00:19:16,420 --> 00:19:17,420 I do. 85 00:19:18,920 --> 00:19:19,960 Yes, love, I do. 86 00:19:22,020 --> 00:19:23,240 I already know. 87 00:19:25,120 --> 00:19:27,380 You made love with Mrs. 88 00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:28,900 Lawrence last night. 89 00:19:31,940 --> 00:19:33,420 That's what I was going to tell you. 90 00:19:34,700 --> 00:19:35,700 I know. 91 00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:38,020 I saw you again with her today. 92 00:19:46,300 --> 00:19:49,560 Well, I made love with Dorothy Lindsay. 93 00:19:49,920 --> 00:19:50,920 Oh, no. 94 00:19:51,720 --> 00:19:53,640 Oh, my God. My God. 95 00:19:53,920 --> 00:19:54,920 My God. 96 00:19:55,560 --> 00:19:56,560 My God. 97 00:19:57,100 --> 00:19:59,980 I didn't know I could make love with another woman. 98 00:20:01,120 --> 00:20:02,980 It's really very interesting. 99 00:20:03,200 --> 00:20:04,200 I want to die. 100 00:20:27,980 --> 00:20:29,900 This is Scorpio. Everything is on schedule. 101 00:20:30,520 --> 00:20:31,640 Contact Barracuda incomplete. 102 00:20:32,500 --> 00:20:33,660 We board this morning. 103 00:20:34,180 --> 00:20:37,780 Do not attempt, repeat, do not attempt to contact me or Barracuda. I will 104 00:20:37,780 --> 00:20:40,320 personally make contact sometime within the next 48 hours. 105 00:20:41,220 --> 00:20:42,500 This had better go well, pal. 106 00:20:44,640 --> 00:20:46,220 The car will be here in a few minutes. 107 00:20:47,200 --> 00:20:48,600 I forgot to check the weather. 108 00:20:48,940 --> 00:20:49,940 It's been done. 109 00:20:51,300 --> 00:20:52,300 Lane. 110 00:20:54,640 --> 00:20:56,580 Now, we've been married seven years. 111 00:20:57,200 --> 00:21:00,040 We have no children. I'm a banker and we live in Scarsdale. 112 00:21:00,360 --> 00:21:01,360 Remember that? 113 00:21:01,780 --> 00:21:04,940 Sweet, you're shy, you're demure, and you're quiet. 114 00:21:08,560 --> 00:21:09,960 Stay away from that crew, Elaine. 115 00:21:13,320 --> 00:21:16,860 That's about as absurd as asking Mae West to play a drummer boy. 116 00:21:17,380 --> 00:21:19,620 You're being paid well enough so that nothing is absurd. 117 00:21:19,920 --> 00:21:20,920 Trust me. 118 00:21:21,380 --> 00:21:22,380 Trust you? 119 00:21:23,200 --> 00:21:24,680 All this intrigue. 120 00:21:26,680 --> 00:21:27,720 Fisherman Barracuda. 121 00:21:29,040 --> 00:21:30,960 Operation Scorpio 70. 122 00:21:32,120 --> 00:21:33,120 Trust you. 123 00:21:33,180 --> 00:21:35,700 Have you ever heard the story of the scorpion and the frog? 124 00:21:37,680 --> 00:21:41,540 This scorpion wanted to get across the pond on this frog's back. 125 00:21:42,900 --> 00:21:46,340 Well, the frog says, no, you're going to sting me. 126 00:21:47,400 --> 00:21:53,640 But the scorpion, he persuades him. He says, why would I sting you? You die and 127 00:21:53,640 --> 00:21:54,640 I drown. 128 00:21:56,140 --> 00:21:58,740 So the frog said, okay, get on. 129 00:22:00,960 --> 00:22:04,260 Halfway across the pond, the scorpion stings him. 130 00:22:05,240 --> 00:22:09,960 And the frog looks at him and says, why did you do that? Now we'll both die. 131 00:22:11,880 --> 00:22:14,820 Scorpion said, because it's in my nature. 132 00:22:16,040 --> 00:22:17,040 That's right. 133 00:22:17,360 --> 00:22:18,360 Fix your hair, Elaine. 134 00:23:09,160 --> 00:23:10,160 all the time. 135 00:23:16,500 --> 00:23:19,400 Cool it, baby. I finally remember your respect. 136 00:23:30,200 --> 00:23:31,340 Captain, I'm going Lawrence. 137 00:23:32,800 --> 00:23:37,340 Lawrence, this is Captain Lane. Mr. Lawrence, this is Lawrence. 138 00:23:38,020 --> 00:23:39,160 Glad to have you aboard. 139 00:23:40,260 --> 00:23:41,740 Go on, ship you out there, Captain. 140 00:23:41,960 --> 00:23:43,060 Can I trust the accommodations? 141 00:23:43,380 --> 00:23:44,380 Private, Mr. 142 00:23:44,540 --> 00:23:46,320 Lawrence. Good. Very private. 143 00:23:46,680 --> 00:23:48,200 Private will show you to your accommodations. 144 00:24:15,880 --> 00:24:17,820 Well, didn't you read the brochure? 145 00:24:19,040 --> 00:24:20,760 Days full of sun and fun. 146 00:24:23,340 --> 00:24:25,960 Well, I intend getting my share of both. 147 00:24:27,780 --> 00:24:29,660 Forget it, baby. Private property. 148 00:24:31,460 --> 00:24:34,700 Well, even private property gets a vague once in a while. 149 00:24:34,960 --> 00:24:36,360 Well, I wouldn't mind that. 150 00:24:37,100 --> 00:24:38,600 That deckhand out there. 151 00:24:41,840 --> 00:24:43,780 It's a muscle, man. Not. 152 00:24:47,800 --> 00:24:49,460 Surveyor. So forget it. 153 00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:55,780 That seems to be your favorite phrase lately. 154 00:24:57,200 --> 00:24:58,660 Forget you're my secretary. 155 00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:02,300 Forget where we've been. 156 00:25:03,380 --> 00:25:07,340 Forget who you see me doing business with. Forget this. Forget that. 157 00:25:07,880 --> 00:25:08,900 Forget everything. 158 00:25:09,600 --> 00:25:10,900 Oh, not everything. 159 00:25:11,820 --> 00:25:14,480 I sure wouldn't want you to forget how well... 160 00:25:14,960 --> 00:25:17,220 I'd pay you for those blanks in your memory. 161 00:25:18,500 --> 00:25:20,720 And I sure wouldn't want you to forget how to ball. 162 00:25:22,400 --> 00:25:25,880 One of these days, I may just forget both those days, too. 163 00:25:27,060 --> 00:25:28,860 Oh, hey, Lance. 164 00:25:48,270 --> 00:25:50,090 What are we at each other's throats for, huh? 165 00:25:53,190 --> 00:25:59,430 I want to talk to you, okay? 166 00:26:01,890 --> 00:26:03,790 I want you to listen to me, okay? 167 00:26:05,650 --> 00:26:06,970 Because I'm only going to say it. 168 00:26:34,540 --> 00:26:37,340 I was only kidding. I know a good thing when I have it. Honest, Glenn. 169 00:26:38,560 --> 00:26:40,100 Honest, I won't open my mouth. 170 00:26:41,780 --> 00:26:45,520 Just in case, baby, you ever forget. 171 00:26:47,280 --> 00:26:48,820 Are you proud of those? 172 00:26:50,240 --> 00:26:51,340 Proud of those? 173 00:26:53,820 --> 00:26:56,680 One little tiny word. 174 00:27:05,930 --> 00:27:06,930 You won't know. 175 00:27:07,810 --> 00:27:08,810 You're back. 176 00:27:10,510 --> 00:27:11,770 From your front. 177 00:27:17,010 --> 00:27:18,450 Get out of here. 178 00:27:19,850 --> 00:27:21,830 Wiggle your ass at that muscle man. 179 00:27:23,310 --> 00:27:24,930 Don't you let him get too close. 180 00:27:29,530 --> 00:27:30,530 One other thing. 181 00:27:31,830 --> 00:27:33,550 Stay away from that spade. 182 00:27:34,830 --> 00:27:36,870 You start getting hot pants for dark skin. 183 00:27:38,270 --> 00:27:39,910 You lay up under the sun. 184 00:27:44,270 --> 00:27:45,530 And that's about it. 185 00:27:45,930 --> 00:27:49,970 After I retired from the Navy, I found that I just couldn't live without the 186 00:27:49,970 --> 00:27:54,930 sea. So I got this old tub and went into the vacation cruise business. 187 00:27:55,870 --> 00:27:58,710 Perhaps you'd be interested in a tour of the ship. 188 00:27:58,930 --> 00:28:00,350 Oh, I'd love to. Mrs. Lindsay? 189 00:28:01,050 --> 00:28:02,230 All right, thank you. 190 00:28:04,050 --> 00:28:05,050 Lane, honey? 191 00:28:06,710 --> 00:28:09,010 I'd just as soon go up and get some sun. 192 00:28:10,070 --> 00:28:13,050 That incident wouldn't insult you, Captain. 193 00:28:13,350 --> 00:28:14,350 Of course not. 194 00:28:15,570 --> 00:28:16,570 Okay, honey. 195 00:28:16,710 --> 00:28:17,810 But don't get burned. 196 00:28:18,870 --> 00:28:20,450 I never do. 197 00:28:22,030 --> 00:28:23,030 Mr. Lindsay? 198 00:28:23,530 --> 00:28:26,410 I don't think he'd go anywhere, Captain. 199 00:33:08,600 --> 00:33:09,740 Won't do you any good, baby. 200 00:33:10,460 --> 00:33:11,960 I've got a lot of work to do right now. 201 00:33:13,260 --> 00:33:17,000 Why don't you just be a good little girl and hop into bed? 202 00:33:19,240 --> 00:33:20,440 I don't need it, Glenn. 203 00:33:22,580 --> 00:33:24,500 You can't just turn me off at night. 204 00:33:25,540 --> 00:33:27,020 I've been a good girl all day. 205 00:33:29,360 --> 00:33:33,260 Well, now, it just doesn't take too much imagination. 206 00:33:34,200 --> 00:33:37,620 To figure out just how good a girl you really were while I was out casing that 207 00:33:37,620 --> 00:33:38,620 shit, huh? 208 00:33:40,120 --> 00:33:42,120 Now, I could never prove it. 209 00:33:43,340 --> 00:33:46,200 And that is very fortunate for you. 210 00:33:48,160 --> 00:33:51,680 But, on the other hand, I just gotta figure that you found somebody to 211 00:33:51,680 --> 00:33:52,680 your needs. 212 00:33:55,140 --> 00:33:56,580 Do you know who I found? 213 00:33:58,180 --> 00:33:59,180 Me. 214 00:34:01,220 --> 00:34:02,220 Honest. 215 00:34:03,950 --> 00:34:05,790 That robotic part up there on deck. 216 00:34:06,450 --> 00:34:07,950 Just thinking about him. 217 00:34:11,510 --> 00:34:13,010 Oh, you'll live through the night. 218 00:34:13,989 --> 00:34:19,469 And I promise you that if everything goes well, you and I will be living in a 219 00:34:19,469 --> 00:34:20,969 villa somewhere in South America. 220 00:34:22,070 --> 00:34:26,270 And, baby, you and I will have nothing to do but make it all day long. 221 00:34:26,969 --> 00:34:29,730 I don't care what happens when we get off this ship. 222 00:34:31,090 --> 00:34:32,090 I want it now. 223 00:34:33,449 --> 00:34:35,330 You are getting buggy, baby. 224 00:34:44,590 --> 00:34:47,170 Well, if I can't get it here, I know where I can. 225 00:34:48,730 --> 00:34:49,549 That's right. 226 00:34:49,550 --> 00:34:53,670 That's right. Go and get some cool night air and cool off whatever it is that's 227 00:34:53,670 --> 00:34:54,670 bothering you, okay? 228 00:34:55,989 --> 00:35:01,210 For your information, I'm going out to find that deckhand. 229 00:35:04,590 --> 00:35:05,590 The black one. 230 00:35:09,390 --> 00:35:12,450 Even you are that stupid. 231 00:35:31,820 --> 00:35:33,780 Would you like to go for a moonlight swim? 232 00:35:35,800 --> 00:35:36,779 Oh, hi. 233 00:35:36,780 --> 00:35:39,860 No, I'm afraid swimming is the last thing in the world I've been thinking of 234 00:35:39,860 --> 00:35:40,860 doing now. 235 00:35:41,560 --> 00:35:42,980 Oh, that's a pity. 236 00:35:45,120 --> 00:35:48,560 Because I thought that we could get wet. 237 00:35:50,020 --> 00:35:53,300 I'm afraid you'd have to pay me if we did. 238 00:35:54,860 --> 00:35:56,300 I can't swim a stroke. 239 00:35:59,580 --> 00:36:00,580 Stroke. 240 00:36:04,140 --> 00:36:05,140 Do you have a fight? 241 00:36:07,360 --> 00:36:13,300 I mean, it's none of my business, but you being on your honeymoon and all, I 242 00:36:13,300 --> 00:36:15,100 thought you might want to talk about it. 243 00:36:17,180 --> 00:36:19,560 I mean, your wife is real cute. 244 00:36:20,920 --> 00:36:27,640 And she's sweet and pure and all the 245 00:36:27,640 --> 00:36:29,320 things a wife is supposed to be. 246 00:36:33,390 --> 00:36:34,490 I was like that once. 247 00:36:36,730 --> 00:36:41,370 All alive with the hopes and dreams for the future. 248 00:36:43,790 --> 00:36:50,670 Marriage, a husband, a little cottage 249 00:36:50,670 --> 00:36:52,390 with a great big mortgage. 250 00:36:55,070 --> 00:37:01,250 But then I realized that marriage only meant legality to me. 251 00:37:02,540 --> 00:37:09,260 And a little cottage was only a lot of useless space surrounding 252 00:37:09,260 --> 00:37:10,260 a bedroom. 253 00:37:14,960 --> 00:37:20,600 And a husband was someone I'd screw to death within six months. 254 00:37:23,360 --> 00:37:25,860 You make yourself seem worse than you really are. 255 00:37:27,020 --> 00:37:28,020 I'm sure. 256 00:37:30,120 --> 00:37:32,080 Oh, don't kid yourself, honey. 257 00:37:32,420 --> 00:37:35,600 I know what I am, and I'm honest about it. 258 00:37:38,740 --> 00:37:40,620 Why do you think I came down here? 259 00:37:41,960 --> 00:37:47,360 Do you think maybe I need some polite conversation at 2 a .m.? 260 00:37:47,360 --> 00:37:54,120 I don't even care that 261 00:37:54,120 --> 00:37:56,900 I met you today for the first time. 262 00:38:00,110 --> 00:38:01,690 Or that you're a complete stranger. 263 00:38:02,750 --> 00:38:05,650 Or that you have a pretty new wife on board. 264 00:38:07,010 --> 00:38:10,150 All I care about is that you're a man. 265 00:38:13,310 --> 00:38:14,310 Someone. 266 00:38:15,630 --> 00:38:17,750 You're someone to have sex with. 267 00:39:00,730 --> 00:39:01,730 Thank you. 268 00:46:56,840 --> 00:46:58,540 I came by to see how your wife was feeling. 269 00:46:59,180 --> 00:47:00,920 She seemed a little upset before. 270 00:47:01,240 --> 00:47:04,160 What the hell are you doing here? Haven't you caused enough trouble 271 00:47:06,400 --> 00:47:09,220 If my wife sees you with me, she'll put two and two together. 272 00:47:12,320 --> 00:47:14,920 She isn't here. No, I don't know where she is. 273 00:47:16,740 --> 00:47:17,740 Disappointed. 274 00:47:18,940 --> 00:47:20,440 You've got me wrong again. 275 00:47:21,960 --> 00:47:22,960 Honest. 276 00:47:23,140 --> 00:47:24,660 I thought that if I... 277 00:47:25,130 --> 00:47:28,570 Came by like a concerned neighbor inquiring about her condition. 278 00:47:30,230 --> 00:47:33,690 Why, she'd have to figure that I wouldn't show my face unless everything 279 00:47:33,690 --> 00:47:34,690 perfectly in. 280 00:47:34,750 --> 00:47:36,090 You're a real pro, aren't you? 281 00:47:38,270 --> 00:47:40,050 Well, what's that supposed to mean? 282 00:47:41,230 --> 00:47:44,770 I mean, after all the married men you must have humped, I bet you know every 283 00:47:44,770 --> 00:47:45,850 cover up in the book. 284 00:47:47,050 --> 00:47:51,330 Listen, Sir Gellar. No, I don't know why I ever let you do that to me. 285 00:47:51,970 --> 00:47:53,350 Me do it to you. 286 00:47:54,060 --> 00:47:55,660 Listen, you son of a bitch. 287 00:47:56,140 --> 00:48:00,040 You've got your me's and you's mixed up a little, don't you? Oh, come on. Now 288 00:48:00,040 --> 00:48:02,540 the maligned woman doesn't look good on you. Who are you kidding? 289 00:48:04,820 --> 00:48:06,460 I raped you, right? 290 00:48:06,840 --> 00:48:08,440 You sure didn't push me away. 291 00:48:09,580 --> 00:48:11,600 And I didn't hold you back either. 292 00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:15,360 Look, let's face it like it is. Who was doing the shopping last night? 293 00:48:16,400 --> 00:48:20,240 But who did the buying? You caught me at a weak moment and don't exactly buy 294 00:48:20,240 --> 00:48:21,240 used goods. 295 00:48:22,960 --> 00:48:24,970 None. that used anyway. 296 00:48:27,210 --> 00:48:33,330 Well, let's see if this is one of your stronger... Please, but I don't want to 297 00:48:33,330 --> 00:48:34,330 get out of here. 298 00:48:35,510 --> 00:48:36,510 Come on, Bill. 299 00:48:39,330 --> 00:48:40,330 Please, it's my life. 300 00:49:36,750 --> 00:49:37,750 What have you done to them? 301 00:52:12,780 --> 00:52:13,820 She did it with anger. 302 00:52:16,400 --> 00:52:17,400 I liked it. 303 00:52:19,960 --> 00:52:20,960 What are they? 304 00:52:24,600 --> 00:52:26,140 Take your heart and drive. 305 00:52:44,750 --> 00:52:46,290 People are dying every day from this junk. 306 00:52:49,210 --> 00:52:50,830 If I get a chance, I'm going to kill them. 307 00:53:29,560 --> 00:53:32,820 Just don't start that again. Just don't start. All right. 308 00:53:33,320 --> 00:53:37,180 Well, well, well. Another happy family like ours. I wouldn't have believed it. 309 00:53:37,440 --> 00:53:40,400 Hey, don't let me interrupt you, Captain. Go right ahead. It does my 310 00:53:40,400 --> 00:53:42,400 to see someone else with family troubles. 311 00:53:44,580 --> 00:53:47,200 You know, Miffy likes company and all that. 312 00:53:48,060 --> 00:53:49,580 There's no reason to be embarrassed. 313 00:53:49,960 --> 00:53:51,200 We've been through it all ourselves. 314 00:53:51,980 --> 00:53:53,660 As a matter of fact, we still are. 315 00:53:54,740 --> 00:53:55,740 Pete Lindsey here. 316 00:53:56,380 --> 00:53:57,380 Welcome aboard. 317 00:53:58,670 --> 00:54:00,010 Sorry that you had to hear that. 318 00:54:01,250 --> 00:54:02,770 Don't apologize to her, Captain. 319 00:54:03,390 --> 00:54:06,990 Anything short of a hundred Girl Scouts singing on the good ship Lollipop would 320 00:54:06,990 --> 00:54:08,070 have been a disappointment to her. 321 00:54:10,230 --> 00:54:11,950 Particularly the hundred Girl Scouts. 322 00:54:12,830 --> 00:54:14,110 Why do you have to say that? 323 00:54:15,190 --> 00:54:17,330 Well, we might as well not have any secrets, sweetheart. 324 00:54:18,350 --> 00:54:21,610 You know, a boat like this can get mighty small after a few days at sea. 325 00:54:22,290 --> 00:54:23,370 You know what I mean, Captain? 326 00:54:24,030 --> 00:54:27,470 And a few days at sea can solve all the world problems, too. 327 00:54:29,070 --> 00:54:32,270 Sure, everything will turn out all right. Well, I hope you know more about 328 00:54:32,270 --> 00:54:33,950 running this boat than you do about people. 329 00:54:34,410 --> 00:54:36,410 Otherwise, we're all going to be in a lot of trouble. 330 00:54:37,010 --> 00:54:38,590 Hey, which way are the bridal chambers? 331 00:54:41,390 --> 00:54:43,030 Four bells and all's well. 332 00:54:44,010 --> 00:54:46,330 I can hardly wait for eight bells. 333 00:54:53,610 --> 00:54:55,330 What are you looking for, mermaids? 334 00:54:56,010 --> 00:54:58,170 Hey, that's a great title for a children's story. 335 00:54:59,210 --> 00:55:00,730 A mermaid in the dike. 336 00:55:01,190 --> 00:55:02,190 Let's see how it goes. 337 00:55:03,250 --> 00:55:06,250 There's this mean mermaid, see, and she's frustrated and bitchy. 338 00:55:06,970 --> 00:55:09,990 So she decides to command the oceans to flood over the continents. 339 00:55:10,790 --> 00:55:12,710 But then this dike comes to the rescue. 340 00:55:13,390 --> 00:55:15,450 Oh, she knows what's troubling the mermaid. 341 00:55:16,510 --> 00:55:17,550 So you know what she does? 342 00:55:18,790 --> 00:55:20,770 Hey, it's a twist, another of the kids' stories. 343 00:55:22,590 --> 00:55:23,590 Another one, I mean. 344 00:55:25,430 --> 00:55:28,430 Only in this one, the dike puts her finger in the gizmo. 345 00:55:29,200 --> 00:55:31,160 Stop it, God damn it. Now stop it. 346 00:55:34,320 --> 00:55:35,320 All right. 347 00:55:36,160 --> 00:55:37,160 All right. 348 00:55:37,940 --> 00:55:40,900 Day in, day out, every chance you get. 349 00:55:44,440 --> 00:55:45,600 Go on that way. 350 00:55:46,800 --> 00:55:48,600 But it was you who drove me. 351 00:55:49,060 --> 00:55:53,120 You and that freaking drunken mind of yours. 352 00:55:54,300 --> 00:55:55,300 Maybe. 353 00:55:55,860 --> 00:55:57,800 But I always looked at it another way. 354 00:56:04,040 --> 00:56:05,640 Your coldness and frigidity. 355 00:56:13,340 --> 00:56:15,500 Do we have to go through that again? 356 00:56:16,880 --> 00:56:21,080 It wasn't coldness, and it wasn't frigidity. 357 00:56:23,420 --> 00:56:30,340 I was young and inexperienced, and I came from that god -awful Puritan home 358 00:56:30,340 --> 00:56:31,340 of mine. 359 00:56:33,930 --> 00:56:34,930 I was frightened. 360 00:56:35,150 --> 00:56:38,390 And all I needed was a little patience and understanding. 361 00:56:38,710 --> 00:56:39,710 Patience? 362 00:56:40,130 --> 00:56:44,750 A man runs out of patience after the weeks become months and the months 363 00:56:44,750 --> 00:56:47,530 years. Now, young or old, you were my wife, Dorothy. 364 00:56:48,150 --> 00:56:51,870 And what should have been beautiful instead became ugly. 365 00:56:55,970 --> 00:56:56,970 Patience. 366 00:56:57,290 --> 00:57:00,150 You ran out of patience the first night, Pete. 367 00:57:01,320 --> 00:57:03,840 But this can be a different kind of a first night. 368 00:57:04,560 --> 00:57:05,560 It'll work out. 369 00:57:06,800 --> 00:57:08,220 I know it'll work out. 370 00:57:10,600 --> 00:57:11,600 It's over. 371 00:57:13,420 --> 00:57:15,200 When are you going to learn it's over? 372 00:57:16,260 --> 00:57:22,200 Every year you book us on one of these honeymoon trips, hoping that some night, 373 00:57:22,260 --> 00:57:28,840 when the moon is bright and the atmosphere is dripping with romance, 374 00:57:29,400 --> 00:57:31,800 Irresistible magical overtaker. 375 00:57:36,160 --> 00:57:37,420 It's over. 376 00:57:39,280 --> 00:57:40,480 It's over. 377 00:57:42,000 --> 00:57:45,120 The captain will be announcing lunch soon. 378 00:57:48,640 --> 00:57:50,300 You want to come, Pete? 379 00:57:58,250 --> 00:57:59,570 I'm sorry, Pete. 380 00:58:00,190 --> 00:58:01,450 Oh, I'm sorry. 381 00:58:02,630 --> 00:58:06,490 I wish I were that bright, shiny... 382 00:58:50,160 --> 00:58:52,580 Don't you think you've had enough for one day? 383 00:58:53,320 --> 00:58:54,380 You'll never know. 384 00:58:55,340 --> 00:58:56,940 What's that supposed to mean? 385 00:58:57,260 --> 00:58:58,780 Nothing, nothing at all. 386 00:58:59,440 --> 00:59:02,700 I suppose no one else on this ship will ever know either. 387 00:59:03,240 --> 00:59:04,840 Could be, could be. 388 00:59:06,280 --> 00:59:08,060 Pete, one thing. 389 00:59:08,940 --> 00:59:15,300 Spare me the embarrassment of having to explain your states of unconsciousness. 390 00:59:15,560 --> 00:59:17,280 See, I told you you'd never know. 391 00:59:18,720 --> 00:59:21,000 I've got news for you, my dear. I wasn't asleep. 392 00:59:21,420 --> 00:59:22,540 Pardon me, unconscious. 393 00:59:24,040 --> 00:59:25,220 And I'm glad I wasn't. 394 00:59:25,740 --> 00:59:31,000 I was merely in a state of embryonic psychotosis, my dear, on the very brink 395 00:59:31,000 --> 00:59:33,140 cosmic... Hey, 396 00:59:34,600 --> 00:59:37,440 you know, come to think of it, you would have enjoyed what I saw even more than 397 00:59:37,440 --> 00:59:40,020 me. You really would have climbed the walls. 398 00:59:40,380 --> 00:59:45,480 You know, just because I love you so much, I'm going to let you in on an 399 00:59:45,480 --> 00:59:48,100 tip. Now forget the captain's daughter. 400 00:59:48,490 --> 00:59:52,470 The other brought that phony Mrs. Lawrence. Now, she's the one. You'll 401 00:59:52,470 --> 00:59:53,470 ball with her. 402 00:59:54,070 --> 00:59:57,590 Yes, sirree. That little lady has the hottest pants I've ever seen. 403 00:59:57,870 --> 00:59:59,630 She wanted to take me on all hands. 404 00:59:59,890 --> 01:00:03,110 Came that close. Almost made it, but they copped out. 405 01:00:04,330 --> 01:00:07,510 Pete, it won't do you any good. 406 01:00:18,990 --> 01:00:20,130 There's an old law. 407 01:00:21,230 --> 01:00:22,930 Honeymooners aren't supposed to be depressed. 408 01:00:24,470 --> 01:00:25,470 I'm sorry. 409 01:00:26,470 --> 01:00:29,210 I guess I should keep my troubles to myself. 410 01:00:31,490 --> 01:00:32,770 Because of last night? 411 01:00:33,610 --> 01:00:38,030 No, it's not that. It's... Yes. 412 01:00:38,950 --> 01:00:39,950 Yes, it is. 413 01:00:41,910 --> 01:00:47,890 Listen, I'm not much of a preacher, but I could tell you a story. 414 01:00:52,780 --> 01:00:58,300 I think it was my second crude. I had a friend. She was a really smart girl, 415 01:00:58,420 --> 01:00:59,960 Jan, and talented. 416 01:01:01,160 --> 01:01:03,020 And I learned a lot about myself. 417 01:01:04,360 --> 01:01:10,840 Well, I've been a lady who thought that marriage was a duty and a sex a chore. 418 01:01:12,900 --> 01:01:16,580 I'm still not the lady who does her own thing naturally, Jan. 419 01:01:17,260 --> 01:01:20,260 But each time I do something that feels natural. 420 01:01:21,150 --> 01:01:23,030 I wonder more and more. 421 01:05:10,940 --> 01:05:14,920 Know it? I just know it. I know he's dead. No, we don't know that at all. 422 01:05:15,400 --> 01:05:16,400 I know it. 423 01:05:16,540 --> 01:05:19,640 I do. When he left the cabin last night, he said he wanted to die. 424 01:05:20,420 --> 01:05:22,620 Oh, he didn't mean that. It was just a quarrel. 425 01:06:03,529 --> 01:06:06,070 Jonathan. Yes, Captain? You seen that daughter of mine? 426 01:06:06,650 --> 01:06:07,970 No, Captain, I haven't. 427 01:06:13,930 --> 01:06:14,930 Christina! 428 01:06:17,750 --> 01:06:18,750 Christina! 429 01:07:03,910 --> 01:07:05,490 Barracuda. Barracuda. This is the fisherman. 430 01:07:05,750 --> 01:07:06,750 Come in. 431 01:07:10,730 --> 01:07:11,730 Hey, fisherman. 432 01:07:12,230 --> 01:07:15,110 How are you? We've been waiting to hear from you. Everything okay? 433 01:07:16,690 --> 01:07:18,410 Everything okay. We're right on the nose. 434 01:07:18,890 --> 01:07:19,890 Now listen. 435 01:07:24,250 --> 01:07:25,250 There. 436 01:07:26,050 --> 01:07:28,330 It's all ready for us to sign the pact. 437 01:07:32,780 --> 01:07:34,500 The one making us equal partners. 438 01:07:35,920 --> 01:07:37,080 Equal partners. 439 01:07:38,980 --> 01:07:41,120 $750 ,000. 440 01:07:41,620 --> 01:07:47,280 Does he probably know you, darling? 441 01:07:47,720 --> 01:07:48,740 Not yet. 442 01:07:51,800 --> 01:07:54,260 Well, how would you like it if I called him? 443 01:07:55,620 --> 01:07:58,180 What are you doing here? 444 01:07:58,960 --> 01:08:02,620 How do you think he'd like it if I told him what you were doing here? 445 01:08:04,920 --> 01:08:05,920 Let's see. 446 01:08:06,460 --> 01:08:10,300 What was it the Barracuda said they'd row with to the ship tonight? 447 01:08:12,200 --> 01:08:13,200 Heroin, wasn't it? 448 01:08:14,100 --> 01:08:15,440 A lot of heroin. 449 01:08:17,399 --> 01:08:19,660 A million and a half dollars worth. 450 01:08:20,580 --> 01:08:21,960 That's right, I remember now. 451 01:08:22,560 --> 01:08:25,060 A million and a half dollars worth of heroin. 452 01:08:26,279 --> 01:08:27,420 That's a lot of money. 453 01:08:28,390 --> 01:08:30,270 Even after you're divided by two. 454 01:08:33,270 --> 01:08:34,970 What is your name? 455 01:08:35,950 --> 01:08:36,950 Christina. 456 01:08:40,330 --> 01:08:41,870 You can't kill me. 457 01:08:43,710 --> 01:08:47,870 The fact of the matter is you can't do a thing to me until after the delivery 458 01:08:47,870 --> 01:08:50,390 tonight. You can't afford any trouble aboard this ship. 459 01:08:52,609 --> 01:08:53,609 And after? 460 01:08:55,350 --> 01:08:57,529 Don't worry about when the time comes. 461 01:08:58,090 --> 01:09:00,010 And now it's time to sign our pact. 462 01:09:00,790 --> 01:09:04,170 I always like to mix a little pleasure with business. 463 01:09:04,990 --> 01:09:08,930 Besides, I've never made a business partner before. 464 01:09:10,390 --> 01:09:11,390 Tax -free. 465 01:09:14,410 --> 01:09:16,729 Well, I certainly hope you enjoy it, sweetheart. 466 01:09:18,430 --> 01:09:23,590 Because it is likely to be your last time up to bat. 467 01:10:11,850 --> 01:10:13,690 Well, that about wraps it up, I'd say. 468 01:10:13,970 --> 01:10:16,890 From the evidence you've given me, it's a pure case of suicide. 469 01:10:17,270 --> 01:10:20,590 If I need any further statements from you in the future, I'll get in touch 470 01:10:20,590 --> 01:10:21,590 you. 471 01:10:22,110 --> 01:10:25,350 I'm sorry that we had to meet under such terrible circumstances. 472 01:10:25,870 --> 01:10:27,690 Lieutenant, there's one other thing before you leave. 473 01:10:28,750 --> 01:10:30,990 How would you like to know where there's a million and a half dollars worth of 474 01:10:30,990 --> 01:10:33,750 heroin stored aboard this ship? Pete, you're making a fool of yourself. 475 01:10:34,070 --> 01:10:35,410 Lieutenant, he's just drunk. 476 01:10:36,770 --> 01:10:40,230 I'm drunk, all right, but I happen to be aware of every word I'm saying. Oh, 477 01:10:40,230 --> 01:10:42,790 Pete. Look down in Johnson's quarters. 478 01:10:48,030 --> 01:10:50,190 I Found that hidden under his boat sir 479 01:10:50,190 --> 01:10:59,050 That's 480 01:10:59,050 --> 01:11:04,050 heroin all right Look don't try to pin that on me. I don't know how that yeah 481 01:11:04,050 --> 01:11:08,550 None of you spades ever knows anything about crime or narcotics. Do you that 482 01:11:08,550 --> 01:11:09,550 gives me a laugh? 483 01:11:10,280 --> 01:11:15,160 I find your law -abiding outlook a little strange, Mr. Lawrence, seeing 484 01:11:15,160 --> 01:11:17,040 put that suitcase under Johnson's bunk. 485 01:11:18,660 --> 01:11:20,220 Now you are drunk, I see. 486 01:11:21,180 --> 01:11:22,180 Am I? 487 01:11:23,220 --> 01:11:26,700 Lieutenant, my name's Glenn Lawrence. I'm a respectable businessman who run a 488 01:11:26,700 --> 01:11:27,700 DMV army. 489 01:11:28,460 --> 01:11:29,580 Exactly, Lieutenant. 490 01:11:30,240 --> 01:11:33,020 He's a respectable businessman. Well, he's a businessman anyway. 491 01:11:33,760 --> 01:11:36,020 Now, today, when the captain told us that... 492 01:11:36,390 --> 01:11:39,990 We were going to meet you here. I noticed Lawrence sneaking away from the 493 01:11:40,530 --> 01:11:44,730 Well, I followed him. Now, he went to his cabin, he got that suitcase, and he 494 01:11:44,730 --> 01:11:45,850 took it to Johnson's quarters. 495 01:11:46,990 --> 01:11:48,430 Now, why would I do a thing like that? 496 01:11:49,590 --> 01:11:53,110 Well, not being a respectable businessman, I really don't know. 497 01:11:53,970 --> 01:11:58,370 But I'd say you expected to pick up that suitcase before you left the ship. But 498 01:11:58,370 --> 01:12:01,850 just in case it was found, it'd be found in Johnson's quarters. 499 01:12:02,330 --> 01:12:03,330 Am I close? 500 01:12:03,910 --> 01:12:04,910 This is ridiculous. 501 01:12:05,680 --> 01:12:08,100 Where would I even get that much heroin? Would I do go fishing for it? 502 01:12:08,380 --> 01:12:09,860 Well, I know the answer to that, too. 503 01:12:10,080 --> 01:12:11,820 You seem to know a hell of a lot for a drunken bum. 504 01:12:12,440 --> 01:12:15,820 You know, that may be the only advantage to having a home life you can't stand. 505 01:12:16,640 --> 01:12:19,440 You spend a lot of nights out of doors just... I don't have to listen to this 506 01:12:19,440 --> 01:12:20,440 crap anymore. 507 01:12:21,180 --> 01:12:23,440 I'd like to hear what he has to say, Mr. Lawrence. 508 01:12:25,520 --> 01:12:29,780 Well, last night, Lieutenant, a small boat met this ship. 509 01:12:59,630 --> 01:13:00,870 Hey, get out of here. Move. Fast. 510 01:13:02,070 --> 01:13:05,590 A million and a half dollars and a half of it in wine. 511 01:13:05,990 --> 01:13:08,090 You take a real good look, sweetheart. 512 01:13:08,890 --> 01:13:11,930 That's likely to be the last time you'll ever see it. 513 01:13:14,130 --> 01:13:18,130 This business, appearance, nothing against you. 514 01:13:19,130 --> 01:13:21,750 Just can't afford expensive art. 515 01:13:23,550 --> 01:13:25,150 I'll never get away with it. 516 01:13:26,190 --> 01:13:29,090 People fall overboard all the time, even people who know boats. 517 01:13:29,790 --> 01:13:30,970 Sorry, partner. Hey. 518 01:13:31,990 --> 01:13:32,990 Bill? 519 01:13:34,330 --> 01:13:35,228 Hey, Bill. 520 01:13:35,230 --> 01:13:36,490 Come here. Come on. 521 01:13:37,910 --> 01:13:39,010 Take a look at this. 522 01:13:55,760 --> 01:13:59,080 He's too mad at the way I'm safe. Two people overboard you can't get away 523 01:13:59,260 --> 01:14:00,800 Besides, he knows too much now. 524 01:14:01,540 --> 01:14:02,540 No, no. 525 01:14:03,740 --> 01:14:04,740 No, no. 526 01:14:06,620 --> 01:14:07,900 We're on free on this one. 527 01:14:10,040 --> 01:14:11,040 He can't swim. 528 01:14:52,880 --> 01:14:57,160 I just saw you push that poor boy overboard just now. 529 01:14:58,960 --> 01:15:03,280 Now, where do we store the goods, partner, in your place or mine? 530 01:15:09,660 --> 01:15:11,200 You know, you're a bitch. 531 01:15:11,440 --> 01:15:13,560 A rich bitch. 532 01:15:28,720 --> 01:15:30,780 Are you willing to testify to that, Mr. Lindsey? 533 01:15:31,240 --> 01:15:33,020 To that and one other thing, Lieutenant. 534 01:15:33,680 --> 01:15:36,420 The murder of young Hyken by the same two. 535 01:18:38,920 --> 01:18:41,760 You're making it hard to say goodbye. 536 01:18:42,000 --> 01:18:43,920 And really, baby, why? 537 01:18:46,580 --> 01:18:49,960 You were so easy to me, not good to know. 538 01:18:53,640 --> 01:18:55,220 You made me breakfast. 539 01:18:55,740 --> 01:18:58,160 Do you want a tip before I go? 540 01:19:01,620 --> 01:19:06,480 What made you think that I would stay? Shouldn't stand in my way. 541 01:19:09,930 --> 01:19:12,750 This Monday morning, there's somebody I gotta call. 542 01:19:15,750 --> 01:19:21,110 If you thought this was love, then I think last night you slept through it 543 01:19:24,270 --> 01:19:27,250 I can't believe the way you're going on. 544 01:19:28,630 --> 01:19:30,510 Wish that I were gone. 545 01:19:31,850 --> 01:19:35,330 Think you've seen too many movies, finally do it. 546 01:19:39,340 --> 01:19:46,140 I'm glad you say you're going to spend tomorrow feeling blue and 547 01:19:46,140 --> 01:19:49,060 meditating this affair and keeping still.